As a child, my brother was very goofy (who am I kidding – he still is:). He used to make up all kinds of sayings, like – he would call me a Snail’s Lunch-tin to tease me, for example. ¬†Well he has somehow managed to pass that goofy gene down to MY son!

Alex comes to me yesterday and says, “Not that there was ever any doubt, but our son is completely your brother!”

I ask him why and he tells me that he walked into Xander’s bedroom yesterday and Xander says to him “Hello awkward tomato!”

Alex laughs and says to him, “Xander, where do you come up with this stuff?”

Our son replies, “From my thick and brilliant brain, of course!”

He is my brother I tell you!